Fellas, we all know that every woman out there that talks about being a wife isn’t wife material. So, here are some tips you may want to think about if you are coming up empty in your search for “the one”.

1. Don’t wife the video vixen. There are tons of beautiful women with hot bodies but you have to be careful about the ones who want to flaunt their bodies. While both your “heads” might be feeling the video vixen, this is a woman who will usually throw you deuces when you run into hard times.

2. What you do to get her is what you’ll have to do to keep her. I am in full support of being chivalrous and treating a woman like a queen. However, don’t do more than your wallet or your time is able to sustain. One thing that makes women feel comfortable and secure is consistency so set the bar as high as you are willing to keep it.

3. Your Momma isn’t always right. While you want to choose a woman you can bring home to your mother, don’t let your mother’s opinion be more valuable than the connection you have with this woman.

4. Get your money right. Don’t be quick to assume that every woman who doesn’t want to be with a broke man is a gold digger. WOMEN WANT SECURITY as intensely as men want sex. A good woman will have her money in order but she’ll still want to make sure that she won’t need to carry you for the rest of her life so balance your checkbook before you start searching for Mrs. Right.

Can you drink to that?

-The Bartender